Hey Guys I have Collected all the best scraps in Orkut . Read it , write more & copy this to send to your friends.
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>>INTERESTING YET FUNNY
* You can become an engineer if u study in Engineering college .. U cannot become a president if u study in
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* You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop... You cannot expect a
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* A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software!
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* You can find keys in Key board but you cannot find mother in mother board.
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* You can study and get any certificates. .. But you cannot get your death certificate.
Benefits of smile:
1) Smile shows friendship
2) Smile make new friends
3) Smile makes other people's day brighter
4) Smile improves your day
5) Smile looks better than a frown
6) Smile Puts others at ease
7) Smile always enjoyable to give and receive
8) Smile leaves favorable impressions
9) Smile makes you look happy, confident, and self-assured
10) Smile could be the start of a lifetime relationship
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Small gift for you.
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A flower for wonderful friend like you
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>>WHY DO DONKEYS Eat GRASS.....??
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ooPPPPPZZZZZZZZZZ..........Sorry Yaar.........itz yewr PERSONAL Matter...
>>FRIENDSHIP is not collection of hearts ...
but it is a selection of HEARTS...
all FRIENDS r not good ....
but GOOD FRIENDS are very few....
which include YOU.......
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@ Friendship iz a language spoken by Heart........@
@ not written on paper,not given by pledge.........@
@ it's a promise renewed every time we contact..@
@ HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY ....................................@
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_____ღ♥Kind_____ღ♥____ღ♥awesome_ღ♥
___ღ♥big____heart____of_________ goldღ♥
__ღ♥nice_______honest_______kindheartedღ
_ღ♥funny___________**____________laughღ♥
_ღ♥cool____________V_________best friendღ♥
_ღ♥trust___________ _____________fun. ღ♥
__ღ♥sweet________ ____________speciaღ♥
___ღ♥talent_________________amazingღ♥
____ღ♥inspire_______________happyღ♥
______ღ♥care___________beautifulღ♥
________ღ♥unique_________loveღ♥
__________ღ♥best_____goodღ♥
_____________ღ♥_ smile_ ღ♥
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@ Friendship iz a language spoken by Heart........@
@ not written on paper,not given by pledge.........@
@ it's a promise renewed every time we contact..@
@ keep In Touch !:-and Keep scrapping, Bye........@
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HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY ...
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♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
♥ ♥
♥ ♥
♥ Hello My Friend ♥
♥ ♥
♥ ♥
-๑۩۞۩๑- -๑۩۞۩๑- --๑۩۞۩๑--
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-๑۩۞۩๑- -๑۩۞۩๑- --๑۩۞۩๑--
----AND HOW R U MY FRIEND----
------HOPE FIT N F9 NA-------
--SO HOW LIFE IS TREATING U--
---OR---
---HOW U R TREATING LIFE---
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HAPPY FRNDSHIP DAy
dis frndship Band 4 u
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HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY_..._ ..._(... ( ...).._
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•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸Some friends are like a Flower•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
and when they finally bloom•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸they wilt away•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
in just one day •.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸and some times just by noon•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
Some friends are like a cloudy day •.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
and when the sun's in sight•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
wishin u forever...
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HAPPY FRIENDSHIP'S DAY
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...: U r The Most Sweet n Cute Gal on This Earth
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1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!
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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono NE kapde tyag diye,
Ek NE desh ke liye,
Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'sa Law' aisa kehta hai?
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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
Rupaye fase huye hain.
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Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
Na apne bachchon ko karne denge
>>Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... NOKIA!
Connecting People!
Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... SAMSUNG
Every One Is Invited!
Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... CHEN ONE
Changing Life Style!
Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... PHILIPS
Lets Makes Things Better!
Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... TAPAL
Jaisay Chaho Jeoooo!
Fri3nd$h!p is Like... SPRITE
Sirf Yeh Bhujaye Pyas Baki All Bakwass!
Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... PEPSI
Ask For More!
Fri3nd$h!p s Like... LG
Digitally Yours!
Fri3nd$h!p s Like... NIKE
Just Do It!
Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... HABIB
Kyoun Kay Ye Dil Ka Mamla Hai!
Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... WAVES
Naam Hi Kafi Hai!
Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... BUTTER SCOTCH(hmmm)Chalti Jayee Chalti Jayee Chalti Jayeeeee
Movies Related to College Life :
Exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Viva == Encounter
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Last Exam == Independence Day
Result == Sadma
Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == MastiSupplementary == Aakhri Rasta
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....././(_.\x/._). Kind
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.......\.'...'.. //./ Ideal
....../........././ Naughty
..........__.\.\ Attractive
........./.\...\/ Sweet
...........\.. \ Cute
.............\..\ Unique
..............\..\ Loveable
...............\..\ Understanding
................\..\ & My Very Very
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A rose for a beautiful Friend.
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~*~ For a Nice Friendship ~*~
♥´¯`♥´¯`♥´¯`♥´¯`♥´¯`♥´¯`♥´¯`♥¯`♥
^~^EveryBody Wants^~^
^*^SomeOne* * *SPecial^*^
^*^Some0ne* * *Nice^*^
^*^SomeOne* * *Cute^*^
^*^SomeOne* * *Loving^*^
^*^SomeOne* * *Sweet^*^
^*^SomeOne* * *Honest^*^
^*^SomeOne* * *Attractive^*^
^*^SomeOne* * *Caring^*^
!*!WHY EVERYBODY WANTS YOU??!*!
>>Jo Mujhe SCRAPS Na Kare........
BHAGWAN Kare
CPU Ka Fan Jal Jaaye......
Us K Monitor Se Dhuaan Nikle.......
Us Ke Keyboard K Button Toot Jaayen.....
Us Ka Mouse Chalna Band Kar De.....
Us Ke Speaker Phat Jaayen.....
Us Ke Printer Ka Cartridge Urh Jaaye.....
Us Ka Electricity Bill Extra Aaye.....
Us Ka Net Baar Baar Disconnect Ho Jaaye.....
Us Ki Power Supply Ka Fan Bhi Ruk Jaaye.
Aur Aur Aur ... ... ... ... Bas ITna Cafeee Hai....
Itne mein to tum zaroor ek scrap kar doge....
>>CAN U ANSWER ANY OF D QUESTIONS????????
LETS SEE...............
Q. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
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Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )
Q. Ques - .SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
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Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
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Tendulkar is an opener
Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
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Dil Chhata Hai!
7 . Q: Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
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Socho socho
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aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
8. What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
9. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha.....................................?
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Answer) adidas
>> My GOD
.*. * . ** . *.*GOD
* . *.*. * . ** . *.*OPEN
** . *.*. * . * . * THE WINDOWS
* .. * . * ..* * . *.*. * OF HEAVEN
¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) * . *.*LOOK TO ME
(¸.•´ (¸.•` *.*.*.** . *.*. *AND ASK
...*(¨`•.•´¨) .*.*.*.*.* * . *.*. *WHAT IS YOUR
. * .`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨) * . * . * . * ...*DREAM
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.* . * ( \(_)/ ) * * .BECAUSE,
.* . * (_ /\ _) . *. * THIS PERSON IS
.* . * . /___\ * . . * . *SO
*. * . * . * . . * *nice..
FRIENDSHIP BIRD 4 U..
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>> Friend
Who knows you and likes you
Exactly the way that you are.
Someone who's special
And so close in thought
That no distance can ever seem far.
A friend understands you
Without any words,
Stands by you
When nothing goes right.
And willingly talks
Over problems with you
Till they somehow
Just vanish from sight.
And whether you're neighbors
Or live miles apart,
A word from a friend gives a lift
To your heart and spirit.
That shows you once more
Why friendship is life's dearest gift!
╠♥๑۩۞۩๑♥╣╠♥๑۩۞۩๑♥╣╠♥๑۩۞۩๑♥╣╠♥๑۩۞۩
>>Do you know wat is a FREIND,
try this and rply.....
f(ew) , R(elations), I(n) , E(arth) , N(ever) , D(ie) that relation is
a FRIEND.
>>TREE
---------------Girls----------------------------
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--------on trees. The best ones-----------
------are at the top of the tree.--------
----The boys dont want to reach------
---for the good ones because they ------
-are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----
Instead, they just get the rotten apples-
---from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
-something is wrong with them, when in
--reality, they're amazing. They just
---have to wait for the right boy to-------
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>> Profile
hamare profile pe aate hain woh....
(zara gor farmayein..)
hamare profile pe aate hain woh............
(wah-wah)
aur ek scrap bhi nahi chod jate hai woh....
(kya baat hai....)
itna bhi nahi maloom zalim ko....
(baat ki gahraayee dekhiye)
recent visiters main dikh jaate hain woh
(kamal ho gaya)!!!!!!!
Harbhajan to his wife :
Darling ! kya main tera pahila pyar hoo ?
Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat .
Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya?
Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai?
Balance Khatam ?
Ab Kya Karoge ?
Kabutar K Gale
Mein Bandh K
CHITTHI Bhejoge ?
Nahi Na……….
Main Batata Hoon
Kya Karna Hai….
Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe
De Doge Main I LUV U Bol deta Hoon!
Ek Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat
likha Is mahine salary ki bajaye
100 kiss bhej raha hu,
Wife ne Jawab diya apke salary ki bajaye 100 kiss mile:
Hisab bhej rahi hu, Doodh wala 2 kiss me maan gaya,
Teacher ko 7 deni padi, Sabjiwala 7 me nahi mana isliye
9 deni padi, Makan malik to roj 6-7 le jata hai.
Aap chinta mat karna mere pass abhi
bhi 30 - 40 bachihai, mahina aaram se kat jayega.
Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the
..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.
..HUMARI MAANGE
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO
English
Ye angreji hai...........................bhai!
Have a nice day!
----- * Achcha din lo!
What's up?
----- *Uppar kya hai?
You're kidding!
----- *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Don't kid me!
----- * Mera bachcha mat banaao!
Yo, baby! What's up?
-----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
Cool man!
-----* Thandaa aadmi!
Check this out, man!
----* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
She's so fine!
----- * Woh itnee baareek hai!
Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?
----- * Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek?
Hey good looking; what's cooking?
----* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?
Are you nuts?
----- * Kya aap akhrot hain?
Son of a gun.
----- * Bachcha bandook ka.
Rock the party.
---- * Party mein patthar feko.
And the best ones are.....
How do you do?
----- * Kaise karte ho?
Keep in touch!
----- * Chhoote Raho.
Don't mess with me, dude.
----- * Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.
Lets hang out!
----- * Chal...
3 Facts in d World..............
Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue;
Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it.
Fact 3: Fact1 is false Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha..................
Fact 4: Now u are laughing !!! bcoz u became a fool !!!
Fact 5: you want to fool ur friends also.. so u want to forward this as
soon
as u read this completely....
Fact 6 : successfully you are fooled... so forward this to fool
others.. go...on.!!
Universal law:
"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer
from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money . "
first law:
"a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy."
second law:
" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. "
third law:
"the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals
Computerized shyaari...
1)
Kal jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your file not found! *
2)
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
3)
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...
4)
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...
5)
Roz subha hum karte hain
py! ar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...
6)
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space.
7)
Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down.
Quiz
Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Hanuman" bulate hain... kyun???
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Ans:kyounki uska nam hanuman hota hai!
#what is PJ???
@phaltu joke..
#what is P+iJ ???
@complex phaltu joke...
#why dont we laugh on a it???
@coz d real part is phaltu & the joke part is imaginary!!!
#Whats the opposite of Real??
@Its COCONUT....
Y....Socho...???
Becuase it is 'Na-Real'
##i'll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our president....why
scroll down for answer
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coz he is mr. a.P.J.abdul kalam
#what is the vector form of sridevi????
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ANS : - TABU!!!!
confused???? why????
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ok i'l tell you...
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. because.
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. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!
#What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call
him up...?
:...
:...
:...
@Ring De Basanti
Fruitful Friendship
GRAPES:- NAUGHTY.
STRAWBERY:- SWEET.
PAPAYA:- RUDE
APPLE:- SIMPLE.
GUAVA:- FRANK.
BANANA:- IRRITATING
WATER MELON:- CUTE.
PEACH:- SEXY.
PLUM:- BEAUTIFUL.
PINEAPPLE:-MEAN
ORANGE:- DEPENDABLE.
SWEETLIME:- TRUSTWORTHY.
CUSTARD APPLE:- I DON'T LIK U
POMOGRANTE:- U R YUK!
MANGO:- U GOT DAMN ATTITUDE!
WHICH FRUIT SUITES ME ?
BE " HONEST " AND REPLY
CHECK THIS OUT......
Ramm ka letter sita ke liye punjabi me......
Pyari Sitta,
Main itthe raji khushi se han and hope ke tu v theek thaak hovengi, Laxman tannu bahut yaad karda si.
Main is Bandar de hath tannu chitthi bhej reha haan, Tu bilkul tension na layi main bahut jaldi tenu ravan kolochura lavanga.
Main AIRTEL da postpaid le liya si, RAVAN nu main mobile te bhot GAALIYAAN kadiya te SAALE ne katt ditta, Chal koi ni maine
aana ta hai hi. Taan KUTUNGA saale KANJAR nu.
Main tere naal bhi ek AIRTEL ka prepaid bhej riya si usme 1500 SMS free wali scheme ha, Tu roz mere ko SMS kari.
Chinta na kari, jab bhi gal karne ko ji kare, ek miss call mar diyo.
Main yaha se tenu baat kar levenga.
Tu Mere bill di chinta na kariyo, Sugreev nu payment da jimma de ditta si.
Accha OK
See Uuuu.
With Luv
Dashrath da Vadda Puttar "RAM"
Dear, KHUBSOORAT
When I am Your : KAREEB
There is only : KHAMOSHI
I Want to speak : DIL SE
That’s My kind of : ISHQ
As I always have : DARR
That I will loose you : SAJANI
And that would be great : SADMA
I am your : MR.AASHIQUE
But sometimes bit: DEEWANA
Tell me: HUM APPKE HAIN KAUN
As I feel: KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI
I told you: MAINE PYAR KIYA
May be : DIL TO PAGAL HAI
The whole world appears as : DUSHAMAN
But anyway: PYAR TO HONA HI THA
But u must Know: PYAAR KOI KHEL NAHI
But if u want 2 become: DULHAN DILWALE KI
Then u must respond 2 this is my: STYLE
I hope your answer is: YES BOSS
N If say ‘NO’ Then I Know life is: KABHI KUSHI KABI GHAM
I don’t know what will be my: ANJAAM
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choose color for me and reply is must
i m waiting for ur reply
Orange : U r jus ok…….theek thak
Silver : U r a time pass
Pink : U r my fren
Yellow : U r ma best fren & a secret sharer
Peach : U r no one special 2 me…
Black : I hate u
Red : I love u
White : U r slowly becumin a fren
Dark Pink : U r an irritating person
Copper : U r sumthing more thn a fren 2 me( I like u)
Purple : Ur company is pleasant
Gold : I jus luv ur style….muaahhh
Blue : U fill the place my sis/bro
Green : U r a chipkoo, stay away frm me….
Brown : U r jolly n vry ntertainin(funny)
Turquiose : Stay away frm me…I m falling in love wid u…
Sea Green : U r 2 sweet 2 b 4gotten
plzzzzz do immediately.....
